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#2 Adam Brown
Height: 5'8"
Weight: 135 lbs
Nicknames: Porcelain Bullet
Position: Cutter
Zodiac Sign:
Favorite grizzly: Grizzly insulin
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He is faster than a porcelain bullet; more powerful than the gas-guzzling V8
engine in his yellow banana-mobile; he leaps tall defenders in a single
bound. Look! Up in the sky! It's a bird.... It's a plane... It's the
incomparable Adam Brown!
Sure there may be people who secretly laugh at Adam since he lives with his
parents. Granted his PoS banana-mobile is a mind-numbing eyesore that is
likely responsible for much of the noise and air pollution in Silicon
Valley. Nonetheless, Adam's legions of adoring fans overlook these
noteworthy shortcomings since his play on the ultimate field is second to
none. A wise man once said that if it were possible to build a machine to
automatically generate defensive blocks with the press of a button....it
would look like Adam Brown. All we need to do is affix some sort of a
button. Now where did I put that staple gun? |
