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#2 Adam Brown

Height: 5'8"
Weight: 135 lbs
Nicknames: Porcelain Bullet
Years with Mischief: 2004-2010
He is faster than a porcelain bullet; more powerful than the gas-guzzling V8 engine in his yellow banana-mobile; he leaps tall defenders in a single bound. Look! Up in the sky! It's a bird.... It's a plane... It's the incomparable Adam Brown!

Sure there may be people who secretly laugh at Adam since he lives with his parents. Granted his PoS banana-mobile is a mind-numbing eyesore that is likely responsible for much of the noise and air pollution in Silicon Valley. Nonetheless, Adam's legions of adoring fans overlook these noteworthy shortcomings since his play on the ultimate field is second to none. A wise man once said that if it were possible to build a machine to automatically generate defensive blocks with the press of a button....it would look like Adam Brown. All we need to do is affix some sort of a button. Now where did I put that staple gun?