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#3 Chris Doyle
Height: 5'10"
Nicknames: Doyle
Years with Mischief: 2003-present
The youngest boy in a family of fourteen girls (and one hermaphrodite), Chris spent his formative years learning to cliff dive. He retired in 1997 as the #6 ranked diver on the highly competitive Acapulco circuit, citing a lack of motivation and overly tight Speedos as his main reasons for giving up the sport he loved. He enjoys kanji crosswords and his favorite color is puce.
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On Chris Doyle:
"Chris could probably flip out and destroy Voldemort without even thinking twice about it. And then I'd be out of a bloody job." --Harry Potter
"Yeah, speaking of stealing people's jobs, I haven't made any movies lately because Doyle's in such high demand. Thanks a lot, dude."
--Ron Jeremy
"Finahlee sumbahdee breeng sum onah too da fahmahlee!" --an asian
"Jaze! Feck sake, thas a rake o' bollix! Doyle's not onnuh yous! 'Ees onnuh me lads!" --an irish man
"Doyle made me cry." --Baby Jesus
"Doyle makes me cry all the time." --anyone who Doyle has ever heckled...or outrun...or outplayed
"Chris Doyle scares the real ultimate power out of me." --a ninja
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