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#33 Kyle Smith
Height: 6' 1"
Weight: 167 lbs
Nicknames: Hideous
Position: Handler, cutter
Zodiac Sign: Virgo
Favorite grizzly: Grizzly butt
Favorite tournament food: Malt flavored Powerbars
Mom's favorite food: bitter zucchini
Worst injury: Stabbing himself in the thumb while trying to eat the meat from a coconut
Other teams: UCLA Smaug, PIMP, some french team
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 On the field Kyle has quite a presence. But, as one
of the infamous Smith brothers, could it be any other
way? If you are looking for Kyle out on the fields,
don't take his nickname literally, he is really quite
lovely, dashing in fact. You may recognize him from
his numerous picture perfect lay outs (both on D and
O), ridiculous* hammers, and towering skies. If you
are really lucky you may even witness his righty no
look throws, which come out of nowhere and although
just as surprising to the receiver as anyone watching
on the sidelines, still manage to be completed about
90% of the time.
Off the field Kyle might be found chuggin' along in
his 1987 Peugeot, planning his trip to Mars, or
gallivanting with his sweetheart. Yes, unfortunately
for all you ladies out there, this Smith brother,
though quite a catch being both considered by the team
the most marriage worthy of the three and completely
fluent in one of the romance languages, is taken.
Though currently an aerospace engineer, he dreams of one day becoming a human cheese
connoisseur.
* note: the word ridiculous can be taken in two
different contexts, outrageous and absurd both of
which apply but the latter seems to be more prominent.
Photos: C. Doyle, P. Hard, Bil Elsinger |
