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#14 Susan

Height: 6'2"
Weight: 180 lbs
Hometown: Susanville
Nicknames: Charles
Position: chained to The Man
Zodiac Sign: Capricorn
Favorite grizzly:Grizzly susan
Roshambo: Think twice before using Roshambo to make life-threatening decisions
Quote: "Chug chug, water jug!"
Years with Mischief: 2005, 2007-present
Susan sneaked her way onto Mischief after showing up at a Boston tournament and winning over 70% of Mischief's men and 30% of its women with her good looks and sassy sway. Since then, she's stood them up and broken their hearts, claiming a demanding job and the need to "mentally prepare" for mentally preparing to be at work, which we all know is just a euphemism for "she's just not that into you." Opponents beware - this feisty, yet surprisingly career-oriented player may footblock you and then sprint for the game-winning layout hammer greatest - but only if she's mentally prepared.