#7 Wade Hellner
Weight: 160 lbs
Nicknames: Wiggidy, Wigs, "It ain't even fair" by Doyle
Favorite tourney food: Cytomax and Clif bars
Quote: "Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever!" - Napoleon Bonaparte
Years with Mischief: 2006-2007
Wade "In your shorts" Hellner does not know pain, fatigue, or disappointment. He knows D. This defensive dynamo will deny you the disc day in and day out. Wade draws intensity from some secret source (clearly not from warm-up music) that infects the entire team and fires us up from point one of Saturday morning through the post-tournament celebration Sunday night, where you might catch this baller taking a round trip on the Long Island Express.
And yes, you read correctly, Wade's favorite position is horizontal. But don't get too excited, ladies (or gents, if that's how you roll), this defensive dynamo is as fiercely committed to his wife as he is to shutting down his opponent. Yet while Wade's specialty is D a la mode, don't be surprised when he gets the turn, jets up from his layout land, and hucks the disc deep for the score. He can play offense, defense, and special teams because for Wade, making things happen for his team ain't no thing but a chicken wing.