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#1 Warren Schechter

Height: 6'0"
Weight: 180
Nicknames: Shafter
Position: Defensive jack of all trades
Zodiac Sign: Aries
Favorite grizzly: Grizzly walrus
Favorite tournament food: Powerbar (harvest chocolate), green apples, and Gu anyway that Paul wants to give it
Roshambo: nothing beats rock
Quote: "Ridiculously outstanding!"
Years with Mischief: 2004-present
Half man, half amazing, Warren Lexington Schechter (a.k.a. "The Oops") was born into this world for one reason: to mack on girls across the nation at least ten years younger than himself. With a passion for intense defensive play and dead baby jokes, Warren began his worldwide journeys in search of engineering glory at an early age. However, despite his best efforts, the young and strapping Warren became sidetracked in his quest when he wandered into the hazy office of a Penn State TA. There he learned about Ultimate, the reverse cowgirl, and the benefits of wearing a visor at all hours of the day. Since that time, our favorite Schecky has been on a whirlwind tour throughout the entire contiguous U.S. promoting his book "Why I Wear #0 / How to Show Your Woman the Magic of 'The O Face' ". Now, as Mischief's Secretary of Defense, Warren has helped lead his team to Nationals with visionary advice, such as "keep coming in their shorts" and "wearing kneepads RULES!" Sarasota, consider yourself warned: this legend of a man is coming to your doorstep soon, and he doesn't take any prisoners.